Baked Beans

It's hard to imagine anything could be more bland than Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce Vegetarian Style, as available in Australia. Yet lurking in the green "English Style" tin in Sainsbury's, you can find an even more insipid option. Pale orange, few in number and floating in a clear, glutinous syrup, Baked Beans English style are ladled on to baked potatoes for countless English school lunches. The Australian ones don't seem to exist here. Sigh.